Say hi if you're jerking off rn, daddy!

Need somewhere wet and tight to slide myself into rn

i can barely contain myself

Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you myself

Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you myself

Say hi if you’re hard rn 🍆😏

Not fair that I’m by myself rn

Not fair that I’m by myself

Not fair that I’m by myself

Not fair that I’m by myself

Not fair that I’m by myself

Not fair that I’m by myself rn 🙄😋