Do we like on/off here? 😏

When you have a balloon handy, triple your hit

me when I have a balloon and it flies up and hits me in the face

I don’t expect you to go through the date without fucking me

Would you take home Arabian with you?

The doctor said I am too flat to be a nurse.. are they really

you want me.

Is it okay to go outside like this?

Nobody warns us how often we'll say "right tightly, lefty loosey"

Wanted to show off this dress. I really hope I look sexy in it

what's the first thing you notice

is this a good dress for our first date, yes or no