A taste of my deliciously dirty mind

I'm not a morning person, but I am a good pillow.

What is a nice person like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

My shyness won't hold me back from being a little flirty.

If you were my roommate I hope you wouldn't mind me walking around

Put a leash on me, I'll be your submissive bitch

I wouldn't mind if you splash your load here

I want to be the person on your mind

Your daily reminder to be happy!

I guess older guys still preferred petite body type

This could be yours

I can be your new girlfriend