I've got a surprise for you

I've got a surprise for you, and it involves lots of laughter.

I have a little surprise for you, come see me ;)

I've got a surprise for you, come check it out!

A surprise for you <3

I'm shy, but I promise to surprise you with my creativity.

I've got a tasty surprise for you

I got a big surprise for you

Wait for the cutest surprise

insert your 8-inches long d*ck here

I know how to relief your stress, let me surprise you

If my ass made you hard, I’d let you :)