How you vs your wife spent valentines day

You might wanna change the locks, because I took a key while

He told her the camera was just for fun. No one would ever see

Your wife's thinking about a divorce

Your wife calls him the machine

Do you think he'll come back??

He Wasn't Aware and Was Going Back to Detention... Maybe he Deserved

She's finished with you

My girlfriend never knew that my bestfriend is my freeuse slut

Real Needs are Not the Real Reason Sometimes 🐢

I didn't mean to make you drool

He's just better