How about I become your hidden treasure?

Choose: me or your cousin?

Could you picture me as your wife?

Misplaced my chair, any suggestions on where to sit?

My boyfriend abandoned our commitment.

Would you consider dating me if I lived next door?

Never been in a relationship, it's quite disheartening.

Do you fancy my ass for breakfast?

Do you find my ass appetizing for a morning meal?

No boyfriend was ever permitted in my life :(

Were we to be a couple, would I know your friends?

Would enjoy your head resting on my backside.

I misplaced my only seat, may I sit on you?