*silent changing room full of shoppers* nobody: ..... literally

welp guess I’m up here

[M/S] Father is locked

What you didn't know about your Wedding Day... (Father-in-Law/Bride)

Guess my favorite color ;)

Guess her size 🍼

I guess Your Father's Secret is red lipstick on his dick

Welp… guess I’m gonna have to get a large ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Guess how big my cock is! First one to be correct gets a reward

**American Babe Flashes Her Goods to a Lucky Irish Stranger!**

Can you guess why my father's friends often stare at me? [reveal]

I guess I can bury you in my valley of breasts