Selecting one lucky redditor to sit on their face 🤭

On my way to sit on your face!

I need somewhere to park this, can I sit on your face?

Can I sit on your face while I flex? 😇

Let me sit on your face

UWU Let me sit on your face!

I need a place to sit, is your face available?

I’d rather not have to ask for permission to sit on your face

I'm plugged and looking for a face to sit on

I need a face to sit on...

I need a face to sit on...

I need a seat, can I borrow your face to sit on?