Never gets old but could use the real thing soon.

Could use the real thing😋

I have this huge BBC dildo for when I can't find the real thing!

Could use the real thing

Could use the real thing right about now

Hope to take the real thing one day but this will do for now.

Slowly working my way up to taking the real thing one day

I wonder if the neighbour saw 😬 I kinda hope 🥵 Ill swap

Trying to find the real thing…

Hope I can handle the real thing

Couldn’t find the real thing on short notice, had to make do

Couldn’t find the real thing…