Was reading your messages and I realised I was hard as a rock

Your girlfriend was horny and you were asleep. Thank god you

Your crush dances like a stripper for him and his massive cock

Your mother was very disappointed that your bully only beat you

Your daughter was “super duper happy” when your high school

Thanks to your bad timing your landlord will take double your

Your Mom was super bummed out after Dad left, you knew she loved

Thanks for playing! It was fun! 😘 20 edges to all that commented

Your Mom was feeling pretty adventurous one night and decided

Your bully was in town and decided to sleep at your house, since

"Your house has a pool and you never told me? You're a cunt!"

Your first sexual experience, thanks to your bully 💦🥺🍑