would you let me sit on your face if i asked nicely?

I need somewhere to park this, can I sit on your face?

let me sit on your face

I'm looking for a face to sit on

I’ll sit on your face daily ;)

Let me sit on your face

Wanna sit on face for a few hours…

You asked me to sit on your face so here I am

When I sit on your face, there's no place I'd rather be

asking nicely if I can sit on your face

May I sit your face ?

Let me sit it on your face ;)