Would you suck my morning wood?

Morning wood is the best kind of wood. Let's start your morning

Working out my morning wood, would you rather it was you?

Can we start every morning taking care of each other's morning

Oh hey gooner. That fat swollen head looks tasty doesn't it?

Can we start every morning taking care of each others morning

Can we start every morning taking care of each others morning

Can we start every morning taking care of each others morning

Keep stroking gooner time has not come yet

Can't start your morning with a wood

Your personal morning wood therapist is right here 😝

What kind of GOONER are you?