If your gf won't sit on your face, I will ;)

I need somewhere to park this, can I sit on your face?

I would love to sit on your face

Wanna sit on your face for a few hours… 🍑

Super tired today, can I sit on your face

I'm plugged and looking for a face to sit on

I'm looking for a face to sit on

Would you let a Colombian like me sit on your face ;)

If you let me I can sit on your face

I'm plugged and looking for a face to sit on

Is your face available to sit?

Would you like me to sit on your face?