Tell your Dad I said hi

my dad said i should start playing tennis, thats what i thought

Dad always said that if I want something right, I have to do

Dad said I could come over and use the swimming pool anytime

My straight roommate walked in on me jerking off… I didn’t

I asked my friend if he could tutor my little sister for her

What he meant when he said he was going to use my face like a

Dad said both of my holes taste like candy

She thought it was just a normal family gathering, but when her

If I created a video for my dad, he said, I'd receive more dessert

He got so excited when I said I’d eat some ass tonight. He

you think this is what dad meant when he said prepare for college?