Am I too flat for a 19yo? :/

I'm flat as a board, but I bet you would still nail me ;)

Flat as a board, but would you still nail me?

Flat as a board, but would you still nail me? 😉

Flat as a board, but would you still nail me ?

I'm flat as a board but would you still nail me? 😳

Would you still nail me, even though I'm flat as a board?

Would you still nail me, even though I'm flat as a board?

I'm flat as a board but would you still nail me? 18f

Baring all, I hope you're on board!

Flat as a board, but would you still nail me?

I am flat as a board but would u still nail me?