I'm flat as a board but would you still nail me? 😉

Flat as a board but would you still nail me?

Flat as a board, but would you still nail me? 😉

Am I too flat or just perfect ?

Flat as a board, but would you still nail me? 😉

I didn't know i'm so flat

Would you still nail me, even though I'm flat as a board?

Can you slap it harder?

I'm flat as a board, but would you still nail me?

18f Perfect size for you to suck on

Would you really date such a flat chested girl

My friends says I'm too flat chested, are them right?