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This is how I know it’s time to wake up. Who needs an alarm clock when you have a cat
CatsAreAssholes by friedpineapples
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Who needs a beach ball when you have these tits?
"son It's Time To Wake Up. Mommy Needs That Dick"
Who needs a welcome mat when you have a n*gger?
Who needs normal sized dick when you have huge dildos? 😼
Who needs an expensive dildo when you have a fresh can of Monster?
You don't need an alarm clock if you are sleeping next to me
Who needs a personal trainer when you have this booty to work
It's time to Wake Up
who needs a boob job when you have huge natural tits like mine?
This is how I tell my my step bro it's time to wake up in the
Who needs a cleaning service when you have me xD
