Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

Your face is now my seat

I need a seat, can I borrow your face?

Exuse me sir do you have a face I can seat on?

Let me use your face as a seat 😈

Your face makes the perfect seat for her gooner

🥵 Who volunteers their face as My seat 😈

I hope the seat on your face isn’t taken :)

The masseuse was a vision of beauty, her curves accentuated by

I need a seat; is your face available?

you let me take a seat on your face

Can I take a seat on your face