Is the seat on your lap taken?

Can I sit on your lap with my little shorts?

Excuse me, is this seat taken?

may i sit on your lap

Excuse me, is your face taken?

Oh hey is your face taken?

I want to sit on your lap & shove u everything i got

How does a lap dance from me sound?

"Hey is that seat taken? No no, I meant your lap..."

"Hey is that seat taken? No no, I meant your lap..."

Mind if I sit this on your lap

*looks at ur lap* uhm is this seat taken? 🤭