Does this qualify?

Last Friday I had cravings to knee and take care of my bull…

She thought she was alone, but little did she know, someone was

nothin beats a fresh shave

I could use four extra hands..

It almost reaches my nipple

It almost reaches my knee

It almost reaches my knee

It almost reaches my knee

It almost reaches my knee @bigbrno on twitter

It almost reaches my knee

It almost reaches my knee