She had turned down your proposal three times already, citing

There were still weeds everywhere...

My ex said that I am too skinny to be sexy

What a good guy!

Your GF really knows how to deal with your bullies

so dumb

Your gf Angie abroad getting along with her new friend Val...

Proper respect

She really likes those glazed donuts

Just look at it, it's impossible to resist

Maybe she'll have more luck tomorrow...

My ex said that they’re too small