original post: https://redd.it/iery65
When you need to really polish a surface, nothing but fresh dad milk will do.
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When you need to subtlety tilt the camera down to make shure
WHen you need to remember ther shield bash boi that you got dirty
When you try to lick your girl's ass but she took a shit before
When you need to take your dog and your pet out for a walk
When you need to do a happy dance do it half naked.
When you need to remain a "virgin"
When you need to feel something thick in your ass but you also
When you need to cum but the game is getting intense
When you want to fuck your town wh0re sister but do not want
When you need to be filled but there's no man around..
You know its got bad when you need to have a waterproof sheet
When you need to use Two hands while Sucking his cock… you