Exuse me sir do you have a face I can seat on?

would you let me seat on your face dady?

I will seat in your face but don't let any of my juices go to

Your face is my new seat

She had been fantasizing about it for weeks, and now she was

Super tired today, can I take a seat on your face?

I think I’m lost, did you want me to take a seat on ur face

I was riding my horse, feeling the wind in my hair and the sun

This big jiggly ass needs a seat, may I borrow your face

Is your face free to sit?

I need a seat, may I borrow your face

is there still a place free on your face?