Right when i said “It’s a shame that your wife won’t let

Someone complimented me and said I’m the “perfect combination

She said don't watch it without lotion

Is there a lore reason why mike said this?

you think this is what dad meant when he said prepare for college?

a guy on tinder said my boobs are ugly

Who said Big booty?

she said she was horny

to plug or not to plug... or whatever Shakespeare said

My ex said eating ass is gross....is he right?

My ex cheated on me with an older woman 🙄 Said I was too young

She said hubby can’t make her cum