Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

Is your face taken? Looks good to sit on it

Is your face taken? looks good to sit on it

your lap looks like its available for me to sit!

Your face looks so comfy! May I sit on?

Is your face taken? looks good to sit on it

Is your face taken? looks good to sit on it

Is your face taken? I wanna sit on it.

I'm plugged and looking for a face to sit on

Your face looks like a good place to sit

you're face looks like a good chair to sit on.

Would you like me to sit on your face?