Every time you feel stressed, you can squeeze my ass

I hope you aren't feeling stressed out, but if you are, I have

You look stressed, squeeze these!

You look stressed, squeeze these!

You look stressed, squeeze these!

You look stressed, squeeze these!

You look stressed, squeeze these!

You look stressed, squeeze these!

You look stressed, squeeze these!

You look stressed, squeeze these!

You look stressed, squeeze these!

You look stressed, squeeze these!