Him: [brags about how big he is] Me: "I can literally take a

with my ass you can do all bad things

My ass needs to get eaten tonight 😈

My ass needs to get eaten tonight 😈

I love having my ass eaten in the morning

I love having my ass eaten in the morning

I want may ass to be eaten so bad!

Fun fact: I LOVE having my ass eaten

I want my ass eaten so bad😩

I want my ass eaten so bad😩

I want my ass eaten so bad😩

I want my ass eaten so bad😩