I hope you aren't feeling stressed out, but if you are, I have

my boobies needs your attention will you squeeze them for me?

My boobies needs your attention, will you squeeze them for me?

Any volunteers to squeeze my melons?

Perfect size to squeeze!

You look stressed, squeeze these!

You look stressed, squeeze these!

You look stressed, squeeze these!

You look stressed, squeeze these!

You look stressed, squeeze these!

You look stressed, squeeze these!

You look stressed, squeeze these!