nobody said im sexy :(

My tits are too saggy someone said

Watch out for the weather forecast, they said it will rain cum!

my ex said i should get implants, is he right?

Sad because my friend said im not worth jerking off to

I said “just the tip” they said “balls deep”

I said “just the tip” they said “balls deep”

Just the tip, she said

Every first date I've ever had finished like that..

He said his view was even better than mine

Guessing if my ex was right when he said that my boobs is ugly?

tip to ballsdeep is quite the distance