Huge Dildo in My Bathroom

What I’m doing while you’re waiting to use the bathroom

I like to do it in my bathroom

This is why I take so long in the bathroom

If we were friends & I asked you to come into the bathroom, what

This is how I do it in the bathroom when I have to be sneaky

If you caught me in the bathroom on dildo, what's the first thing

If you walked into the bathroom and found me so horny, what's

If you caught me in the bathroom jerking off, what's the first

If you caught me in the bathroom like this, what would you say?

Hope you don't mind if you find me in the bathroom like this

You walked into the bathroom without knocking and caught me,