I mean I guess I could give you a ride home bud but you dont

Oh bud! I am pretty sure that this not a usual gooning session.

Stuck at home girl is in bed and stupidly came on here now I

Coming home drunk and waking me bud up

What if I accidentally told a bud that I don’t get foot play

I'm sorry bud I couldn't wait till we got home, no one will see

It’s fine bud, no one will find out what we get up to when

Let's call out sick so we can stay home and do this instead,

Bud could not wait until we got home he need this dick in the

Needed a ride home.. figured I would repay my bud somehow

Not gay if I came home early and caught you bro (rp)

I got you an early Christmas gift, bud. A cock for us to share