If I didn't have to go to work early tomorrow I would have edged

If You Open It Up And Look Inside, Do You Find God In My Pink

I wouldn't be me if I didn't make you guys a time lapse too.

My younger sister took my car for a joy ride without my permission,

If you didn't make her eyes water a little bit, you weren't deep

God didn’t give me a twin because we’d be far too powerful

God didn’t invent bathing suits

I used to be a terrible therapist, so much so that I nearly got

God didn’t give me a tight pussy for it to not be bred

Even if she didn't make you cum, she hopes she made you smile

well if im gonna clean, might as well make a mess first

well if im gonna clean, might as well make a mess first