Would you dare to date me if I lived in the house adjacent to

Could you start your day with my ass for breakfast?

A boyfriend was something I was never allowed to have :(

Could I meet your circle if we turned into a couple?

Fantasizing about someone who'd eat my ass.

My sole chair is lost, can I resort to sitting on you?

Can I be your undisclosed romantic affair?

I always choose to be naked at home, what's your choice?

Have you experienced the thrill of dating a sporty and active

Does my spinning bring a smile to your face?

Is it okay for me to sit on your face?

Will you ascend to be my number one Reddit crush?

Who's willing to be my cuddle mate? ;)