You gonna offer me a seat?

Would you let me use your face like a chair?

Lost my single seat, could you be my chair?

Who's got a "wooden" chair for me to seat!

Who's got a "wooden" chair for me to seat!

Who's got a "wooden" chair for me to seat!

Who's got a "wooden" chair for me to seat!

Who's got a "wooden" chair for me to seat!

Who's got a "wooden" chair for me to seat!

Who's got a "wooden" chair for me to seat!

Is this seat taken?

Your face looks like a comfortable chair, can I seat?