I’m gonna use your face as a chair and you’ll love it

I need a chair, can I rent your face for a while?

Can I use your face as a chair?

I’m gonna use your face as a chair and you’ll love it

Would you let me use your face like a chair?

Would you let me use your face like a chair?

Would you let me use your face like a chair?

Would you let me use your face like a chair?

Looking for a new chair, is your face available?

I just wanna use your face as a chair ;)

Can I use your lap or face as a chair?

I'm trying to replace my chair with your face!