I wanna use your face for a seat

Exuse me sir do you have a face I can seat on?

My ass needs a seat, can I use your face?

Can I use your face as a seat?

Your face looks comfy. Let me take a seat

Can I use your face as a seat?

Super tired today, can I take a seat on your face?

Oh so kind of you to offer me your face as a seat

If you were my loyal servant, would you allow me to use your

Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

Is your face taken?? I could use a seat 😋

I'm asking nicely to have a seat on your face