original post: https://redd.it/15gn9kp
Does my pet snail count as a unit?
AbsoluteUnits by IntelligentSeaz
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Let's make every moment count, my sweet
Let's make every moment count, together
Got myself a pet ;) (m)
Does this count as a wonderful surprise for you?
How many shots did you count?💦💦
I will be your pet if you call me a slut
Even treating you like my pet is too much attention for you,
Can I be your pet cow? 🐮 fresh milk for your coffee!
Naughty kitty, pet her!
The absolute unit horse
Absolute unit of a prawn