Let’s play house. I can be the door then You can slam all you

I don't wear a bra around the house can you guess why?

Make me your house toy tonight

Best seat in the house. Hump day☺️ Bend OR

I don't like wearing underwear on hump day 🍑

I give less and less attention to him. He can hump only one leg

I have your house warming gift, come on over.

The best part of you coming to my house to watch movies is not

Jerk me while you hump me

I’ll hump anything

Lets make the house shake

Would you like to hump me?