Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you myself

Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you myself

Who needs a salon when I can get a random guy to give me a facial

Let me give you a sneak peak of how a centaur rides a dildo

Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you myself

Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you myself

I skipped the salon and got a facial in the parking lot instead

I skipped the salon and got a facial in this parkade instead

Would you be brave and let me do this on your face instead?

Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you myself

Give me a facial but let me swallow the rest [MF]

I skipped the salon and let him give me a facial in the parkade