Let me use your face as a seat

Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

Your face is my seat. Any complaints?

I will seat in your face but don't let any of my juices go to

Exuse me sir do you have a face I can seat on?

Will you let her smother your face or your car seat?

I hope the seat on your face isn’t taken :)

I hope the seat on your face isn’t taken :)

we get along because we agree that the best seat is a face

Can you lay down on the floor so I can take a seat on your face?

I hope the seat on your face isn’t taken :)

Your face looks so comfy, mind if I take a seat?