This is why she's always 'out with the girls'

This is why she always insists on being picked up by her co-worker

This is why she travelled 500 miles

This is why she hasn't come home in 3 days

This is why you can’t go back. Once you go black, they own

This is why we’re not texting you back, Daddy.

This is why she is never allowed to cut her hair

This is why she is the best...

This is why she is the best...

This is why she is the best...

This is why she is the best...

This is why she is the best...