Almost shot myself in the mouth! Appreciate all of you early

[F]or all you on quarantine sorting by new

Thank you (f)or sorting by new, there is room in the shower for

This is for all you sexy people sorting by new

This is [f]or the night owls up late and sorting by new. My people!

This is for all you sexy people sorting by new

Who else is horny, up late, and sorting by new? [f]

Hehe this is what you get for sorting by new

Forget the turkey, who wants to get stuffed by this today? Appreciate

This is for all you sexy people sorting by new

This one’s for all you beautiful people sorting by new when

Who’s up and sorting by new? Dm or comment