I serve rice cake and cute titties ;)

I can make you sushi first and serve you my rice cake as dessert

Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you myself

Why wait an hour for ED meds to kick in? Try Hello Cake instead.

I always leave the house braless! The dads at the store don’t

still looking young and perky even on my cake day

How about free cakes instead of the free donuts on national donut

Going on a date is expensive, so you can eat me instead [F]

love if your cock was sliding deep inside instead

I hope you'll let me use your face instead of a chair[F]

I just bought some whipped cream at the store, and I know a fun

we serve thick cream at my store ;)