I need a friend that is willing to eat my ass sometimes

Look at this impressive trick I can do

I have a better breakfast for you

Hope tiny boobs are also welcome

Not as innocent as I look

An apple a day makes the doctor away

Do you like how bendy I am

Here all night

Do you like what I offer?

18F don't just stare at them, come fuck them

You wouldn't last 2 seconds

Give me your morning wood