My boss told me to go fuck myself when I asked for the day off

The internet was out so my roommate asked to see my downloaded

I asked Santa for Micah Parsons but he gave his jersey instead

Random guy asked if I smoke weed I sais t’es and he gave me

I was a bad boy and Danny gave me what I deserved

She wanted it rough and wild, so he gave her what she asked for.

Maid deserved some discipline.

Would you eat my ass out if I asked you nicely?

She Just Gave Herself A Balls Deep Throatpie

He literally gave meaning to the quote “bend them and send

A random guy [40]s at the nude beach asked for lube so I [21]

“27 years ago today; on August 14, 1996, a Turkish soldier