Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

i hope you don't mind, your face looks like a good place to sit

Mind if I sit on your lap?

would you mind if i sit on you?

would you mind if i sit on you?

Mind if I sit on your face?

Mind if I sit on your face?

mind if this butt sit on you?

mind if this butt sit on you?

Mind if I sit on your face?

Hope you don’t mind if i sit your face

I hope you mind me taking a sit here