This is what happens if you sit on the couch with me long enough

She Rides A Dildo While They Sit On The Couch

You can still sit on the couch but your gf will never give you

Why the fuck would I piss in a toilet when there’s a perfectly

There's a perfectly good energy drink here waiting to be used

Come sit on the couch with me ;)

I came back early from my trip and was just chilling on the couch

“Don’t worry babe, I’ll make your mother sleep on the couch

No need to sit on the couch when there is a perfectly good face

No need to sit on the couch when there is a perfectly good face

Why go to the beach when you can have waves crashing on you at

Why pee in the toilet when there are more fun options? 😘