Excuse me Sir, mind if I used your Cock as my seat please?

Does it look like a seat you’d enjoy?

Take a seat

In the front seat or back seat?

Can I have a seat on your lap?

is the seat on your face available?

Anyone interested?

Did you save me a seat on your face?

Take a seat (;

is this seat (your face) taken :)

Is this seat already taken?

Best seat in the house