Guy jumps from 17th floor in Ecuador

So I’m auditioning at a new club and the “audition” is

The bastard only got 5 months. Let’s get that other guy a new

Drunk guy jumps on the railway track and gets run over.

Guy jumps off a building during recent earthquake in Turkey

Tiger jumps to attack a guy on elephant

Guy jaywalking gets hit by a truck

Naked guy beats up police and steals his truck

Guy jumps from window to try and escape police

Guy working on his truck suffers Injury due to a malfunction

Guy working on his truck suffers Injury due to a malfunction

Guy gets tasered and jumps off Chelsea bridge