Any redditors want me to sit on their face

I need a face to sit on...

I need somewhere to park this, can I sit on your face?

I'm looking for a face to sit on

I'm plugged and looking for a face to sit on

My pretty ass need a face to sit

My pretty ass need a face to sit

can i sit on your face??

Wanna sit on your face for a few hours…

Say hi if you let me sit on your face 18f

Is your face available to sit?

I need somewhere to park this, can I sit on your face