Rubbing one out before work, wish it was your mouth instead.

After a long day of work I really need some stress relief. Could

Put down that takeout and eat me out instead

Great days to skip work and focus on myself instead. Don't you

Can't focus on work. Can I please you instead?

Can you skip your meal and just eat me instead?

Skip breakfast and eat me out instead [F]

again i was watching movies and i forgot to clean the house,

Imagine coming home after work and seeing me like this

Hungry already? come and eat me instead

forget about "an apple a day", i think you should eat a peach

Skip work and spend the day in bed with me instead